Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri. Santa: Koi hint?
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies, ' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'.
Santa Singh Buying a color TV
Santa Singh went to Future shop and ask the sales agent "Do you sell color TV?' Sales Agent goes "Yes we do". Santa Singh go then "Give me a Green One"
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this
SANTA: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saabâ?o SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
What Is The Height Of Stupidity? 2 Sardarjies Sitting On A Motorcycle & Fighting For A Window Seat
Answering Machine Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Banta smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.
He says, "Hey, you shit your pants?"
Santa says, "No."
He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Banta stops his horse and turns around.
He then says, "Are you sure you did not shit your pants?"
Santa, "Yes, I am sure."
They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Santa is swatting the flys away. Banta stops his horse and gets off his horse. He then says, "Get of your horse. Pull down your pants. I thought you said you did not shit your pants?"
Santa replies, "I thought you meant today!"
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Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him. What happened to you Santaji?" "There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today." "Oh really, what happened?" "I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive!He almost got me!" "So, how'd you get away?" "Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over." "That"s scary Santaji. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place." "Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"
JOKE IN ONE WORD:- SARDAR JOKE IN TWO WORDS:- INTELLIGENT SARDAR JOKE IN THREE WORDS:- SARDAR PLAYING CHESS JOKE IN FOUR WORDS:- SARDAR WON THE GAME.
Preeto :- Tuhade ghar nalo te mere pake wale change ne mai te tuhade ghar bartan v apne peke ton la ke ayi c ..
Santa :- aho ise layi har bartana te likhiea GURUDWARA SINGH SABHA .
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’ ‘I have been to London to see the Queen’ ‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’ ‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’
‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’ ‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’ ‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’ ‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’
II – Original
‘Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?’ ‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.’
‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’ ‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste, ek teri woti lai Ek us munde lai jehra khara raste’.
III – Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall, Humphty Dumphty had a great fall, All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty together again
Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’ Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir aa ke kehan lagge, Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.